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Title: Bugged Out
Series: Torchwood
Characters: Owen
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Spoilers: Basic Torchwood knowledge
Disclaimer: I do not own Torchwood or the characters therein, they belong to the BBC and RTD. Any original characters and places are my property.
Author's Note: Written for the [livejournal.com profile] tw100 prompt of "bugs."



Bugged Out

Owen Harper…

Owen bolted awake, scanning the dark room with his eyes. “Who’s there?”

There was a scurrying at the end of the bed and a cluster of eight glowing green eyes stared back at him. “I come to warn—

“What the bloody hell are you?”

I came from a far solar system to tell you—

Owen turned on the lamp next to the bed and was face-to-face with a six-inch purple spider. “Fuck no,” Owen said as he threw a book at the creature, smashing it. He was tired and hated work coming home with him.

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Date: 2010-07-28 03:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] knitchick1979.livejournal.com
ROFLMAO!

Love it!! Owen would SO do that! :D Jack would try and make out with the bug but Owen just squishes it.

TOO FUNNY!! :D

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Date: 2010-07-28 08:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] huskyfriends.livejournal.com
Thank you so much. I do not need to write a sequel where Jack meets up with this bugs partner and...
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

**plops bunnyjam in your lap**

You can have it back.

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Date: 2010-07-28 04:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] owensheart.livejournal.com
LOL. Only owen would splat rather than lisen.

Great drabble. *giggle*

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Date: 2010-07-28 08:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] huskyfriends.livejournal.com
Sleep? Interrupted.
By What? Ugly alien
Weapon? Harry Potter
Situation? Handled

Yep, Owen should be the intergalactic ambassador for Earth.

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Date: 2010-07-29 09:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] owensheart.livejournal.com
*gigle you make a valid point there.

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Date: 2010-07-28 05:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jooles34.livejournal.com
Oh so Owen. Screw the message, I'm tired, probably drunk and I want to sleep. I love it!

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Date: 2010-07-28 08:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] huskyfriends.livejournal.com
Thank you. Yes, Owen just shoots straight from the hip, or rather, the nightstand.

Weird thing... I know what the alien bug feels like.

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Date: 2010-07-28 06:24 pm (UTC)
ext_422268: (Owen)
From: [identity profile] ravenja1170.livejournal.com
oh, yeah, a big purple spider ... I'd squish it, too ;-) Loved it! :-)

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Date: 2010-07-28 08:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] huskyfriends.livejournal.com
A big purple spider with green glowing eyes... Not what I want to wake up to in the middle of the night. I think I agree with Owen.
Glad you loved it.

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Date: 2010-07-28 07:06 pm (UTC)
ext_3970: (Torchwood - Owen Thinking)
From: [identity profile] pinkfairy727.livejournal.com
*giggles* Yes, I can just imagine Owen squishing the poor bug.

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Date: 2010-07-28 08:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] huskyfriends.livejournal.com
Glad it made you giggle, it was fun to write. But, you can't blame the poor guy...

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Date: 2010-07-29 12:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sassysailorgirl.livejournal.com
LMAO!!!! Can Owen come over to mine? I'm having a bug issue at the mo. Is he good at ridding a place of cockroaches? Hysterical drabble!!!! That is so Owen!

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Date: 2010-07-30 03:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] huskyfriends.livejournal.com
It depends, he might be able to help you... How many books do you have lying around?

Glad it thrilled you.

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Date: 2010-07-29 02:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thepyromanical1.livejournal.com
HAH. Nice job.

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Date: 2010-07-30 03:39 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2010-07-30 04:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] huskyfriends.livejournal.com
Thank you, glad you liked it!

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Date: 2010-07-29 05:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pecos.livejournal.com
(see icon)

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Date: 2010-07-30 04:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] huskyfriends.livejournal.com
SO glad you enjoyed it!

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Date: 2010-07-29 01:10 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] bk_forever
Poor thing, it was just trying to deliver an important warning, but it gets squished for its trouble. I'm sure Ianto would have listened and taken notes. =P

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Date: 2010-07-30 04:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] huskyfriends.livejournal.com
We think Ianto would have... I keep getting poked to write some more buggy drabbles - if I get the time we might find out.

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Date: 2010-07-29 07:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] takisys.livejournal.com
just positively hilarious.

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Date: 2010-07-30 04:06 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2010-07-29 07:51 pm (UTC)
ext_401263: (owen/ bloody hell)
From: [identity profile] mv-girl.livejournal.com
lol ... so Owen!! I usually use the hoover. Books are too precious. On the other hand - six inches - geez!!! I hope I'll never have to find out!!! Spider season is coming up ....

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Date: 2010-07-30 04:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] huskyfriends.livejournal.com
I hope I never have to find out either. Makes me shiver. And when it comes to books, we are talking about Owen here...

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Date: 2010-07-29 11:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karaokegal.livejournal.com
Very clever. Oh Owen! Great last line.

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Date: 2010-07-30 04:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] huskyfriends.livejournal.com
Thank you! Glad you liked it!

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Date: 2010-07-30 06:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sagestreet.livejournal.com
LOL! This is hilarious. And SO Owen! :)
Owen would definitely do that.

Jack would probably leer at the bug and invite it into bed with him.
Ianto would make it coffee before letting it tell its tale.
Gwen would try to adopt it. But Rhys would disagree.

Not sure what Tosh would do, though. Hmmmmmm.

Anyway, I loved it. :)

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Date: 2010-08-04 04:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] huskyfriends.livejournal.com
Tosh always confused me when I tried to figure out what she would do.

Glad you loved it. Owen is such fun to write in circumstances like this.

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Date: 2010-07-31 09:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ebineez01.livejournal.com
Owen to a tee :) well done

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Date: 2010-08-04 04:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] huskyfriends.livejournal.com
Thank you. Owen is fun.

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Date: 2010-07-31 02:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rustydog.livejournal.com
BWAH! That's fantastic.

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Date: 2010-08-04 04:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] huskyfriends.livejournal.com
Thank you. It's fun to play with Owen.

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Date: 2010-08-04 04:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] huskyfriends.livejournal.com
Isn't it? But I would hate to run into that spider in the middle of the night.

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