Drabble: The Last Cuppa
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theatre_girl79Title: The Last Cuppa
Series: Torchwood
Characters: Jack, Owen
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Spoilers: Ianto makes damn good coffee, and a hint at "Captain Jack Harkness" (TW 1.12)
Disclaimer: I do not own Torchwood or the characters therein, they belong to the BBC and RTD. Any original characters and places are my property.
Author's Notes: Yes, I am still alive, somehow. Wrote this fun little drabble after being doped up on caffeine all week finishing the light plot for "The Glass Menagerie." I am back!
The Last Cuppa
“Jack, put down the gun.”
“NO! You step away from the coffee pot first.”
“Are you fucking kidding me?”
“Step away from the coffee.”
“All I wanted was some after having to deal with Mr. Exploding-All-Over-The-Room-And-Turning-Into-Magenta-Goo.”
“There’s only one cup of coffee left.”
“So?”
“Ianto is in Aberystwyth until tomorrow. I have one cup of coffee left to get me through until then.”
“Go out and buy a cup.”
“…”
“Did you just fucking growl at me? Fine, it’s yours.”
“Thank you.”
“Whatever. There’s better things to get shot over. Ask Ianto.”
Series: Torchwood
Characters: Jack, Owen
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Spoilers: Ianto makes damn good coffee, and a hint at "Captain Jack Harkness" (TW 1.12)
Disclaimer: I do not own Torchwood or the characters therein, they belong to the BBC and RTD. Any original characters and places are my property.
Author's Notes: Yes, I am still alive, somehow. Wrote this fun little drabble after being doped up on caffeine all week finishing the light plot for "The Glass Menagerie." I am back!
The Last Cuppa
“Jack, put down the gun.”
“NO! You step away from the coffee pot first.”
“Are you fucking kidding me?”
“Step away from the coffee.”
“All I wanted was some after having to deal with Mr. Exploding-All-Over-The-Room-And-Turning-Into-Magenta-Goo.”
“There’s only one cup of coffee left.”
“So?”
“Ianto is in Aberystwyth until tomorrow. I have one cup of coffee left to get me through until then.”
“Go out and buy a cup.”
“…”
“Did you just fucking growl at me? Fine, it’s yours.”
“Thank you.”
“Whatever. There’s better things to get shot over. Ask Ianto.”
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Date: 2010-05-01 09:03 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-05-02 03:25 am (UTC)Thanks for reading this, it was fun to write.
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Date: 2010-05-01 10:05 am (UTC)sorry, I'm incoherent with laughter, brilliant
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Date: 2010-05-02 03:26 am (UTC)Glad you liked it. I had the first line and the image of the stand-off pop into my head.
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Date: 2010-05-01 10:20 am (UTC)Lovely loved this.
Poor Owen, I know Ianto's coffee is to die for but thats ridiculouse!
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Date: 2010-05-02 04:53 am (UTC)Owen knows when to cut his losses and a Jack that is running low on coffee and Ianto snuggle-time is something you don't want to argue with.
So glad you liked this one.
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Date: 2010-05-01 10:33 am (UTC)I'm sure Jack's missing more than the coffee - hence the aggression *g*
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Date: 2010-05-02 03:27 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2010-05-01 01:17 pm (UTC)Teeheehee... let nothing come between Jack and his coffee! I think Owen made the right choice. Nicely done!
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Date: 2010-05-02 05:38 am (UTC)I have been stage managing for 12 years, learning by doing what needs to be done. I also direct and act and anything else that needs to be done. We are allowed to have moments of silliness otherwise what's it worth?
If you want to friend me, go ahead, but drop me a note reminding me its you, if you want insight to the craziness of many things.
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Date: 2010-05-02 12:57 pm (UTC)Really? That would be great- thanks a bunch! I'll go ahead and do that now :)
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Date: 2010-05-02 04:57 am (UTC)I liked that line: And Owen lives to snark another day.
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Date: 2010-05-01 08:30 pm (UTC)that's too hilarious. yes, Jack would totally pull that. And Owen totally would just be like, fuck it, I'm not getting into that.
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Date: 2010-05-02 03:28 am (UTC)Have you recovered from the laughter yet?
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Date: 2010-05-02 05:35 am (UTC)Glad you liked it.