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theatre_girl79) wrote2010-05-01 01:58 am
theatre_girl79) wrote2010-05-01 01:58 am
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Drabble: The Last Cuppa
Title: The Last Cuppa
Series: Torchwood
Characters: Jack, Owen
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Spoilers: Ianto makes damn good coffee, and a hint at "Captain Jack Harkness" (TW 1.12)
Disclaimer: I do not own Torchwood or the characters therein, they belong to the BBC and RTD. Any original characters and places are my property.
Author's Notes: Yes, I am still alive, somehow. Wrote this fun little drabble after being doped up on caffeine all week finishing the light plot for "The Glass Menagerie." I am back!
The Last Cuppa
“Jack, put down the gun.”
“NO! You step away from the coffee pot first.”
“Are you fucking kidding me?”
“Step away from the coffee.”
“All I wanted was some after having to deal with Mr. Exploding-All-Over-The-Room-And-Turning-Into-Magenta-Goo.”
“There’s only one cup of coffee left.”
“So?”
“Ianto is in Aberystwyth until tomorrow. I have one cup of coffee left to get me through until then.”
“Go out and buy a cup.”
“…”
“Did you just fucking growl at me? Fine, it’s yours.”
“Thank you.”
“Whatever. There’s better things to get shot over. Ask Ianto.”
Series: Torchwood
Characters: Jack, Owen
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Spoilers: Ianto makes damn good coffee, and a hint at "Captain Jack Harkness" (TW 1.12)
Disclaimer: I do not own Torchwood or the characters therein, they belong to the BBC and RTD. Any original characters and places are my property.
Author's Notes: Yes, I am still alive, somehow. Wrote this fun little drabble after being doped up on caffeine all week finishing the light plot for "The Glass Menagerie." I am back!
The Last Cuppa
“Jack, put down the gun.”
“NO! You step away from the coffee pot first.”
“Are you fucking kidding me?”
“Step away from the coffee.”
“All I wanted was some after having to deal with Mr. Exploding-All-Over-The-Room-And-Turning-Into-Magenta-Goo.”
“There’s only one cup of coffee left.”
“So?”
“Ianto is in Aberystwyth until tomorrow. I have one cup of coffee left to get me through until then.”
“Go out and buy a cup.”
“…”
“Did you just fucking growl at me? Fine, it’s yours.”
“Thank you.”
“Whatever. There’s better things to get shot over. Ask Ianto.”
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sorry, I'm incoherent with laughter, brilliant
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Lovely loved this.
Poor Owen, I know Ianto's coffee is to die for but thats ridiculouse!
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I'm sure Jack's missing more than the coffee - hence the aggression *g*
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Teeheehee... let nothing come between Jack and his coffee! I think Owen made the right choice. Nicely done!
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that's too hilarious. yes, Jack would totally pull that. And Owen totally would just be like, fuck it, I'm not getting into that.
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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